Birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year




attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi you're ugly



Jesus is at it again.

Jesus is at it again.

(via murdletheturtle)



amouremeline:

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

(via iieatyoursoulss)