Birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year
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Hello! My name is Fernanda,15, forever alone. I reblog what I want but most, funny things... I ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK:). fashion,FOOD and some bands.
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| attractive boy: | hi i'm famous |
|---|---|
| attractive boy: | hi i'm gay |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a douchebag |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm twice your age |
| attractive boy: | hi i have a girlfriend |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't like you back |
| attractive boy: | hi i live on the other side of the planet |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't know that you exist |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a fictional character |
| attractive boy: | hi you're ugly |
Jesus is at it again.
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Don’t you get tired of BREATHING over and over again?
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
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